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Carson

Gangsta ass

Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...

Carson will fuck your bitch.

by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019


Carson

The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3

Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)

Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker

Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021


Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)

Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021


Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)

Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021


Carson

The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3

Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)

Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker

Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021


Carson

A fursona that has a beautiful voice who can basically control you and has dog cock for days

Ex: Carson, it says on your resume you have dog cock for days?

Carson: Dame right I do

by Psychobooty09 August 28, 2017


Carson

a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.

bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson

by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023