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The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"
When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.
Last night I have her the copenhagen express.
N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
Garbage Expression is a satirical form of expression that was discovered by Jonny Marrero through psychedelic experiences. GE usually portrays more emphasis on completely ignorant, obnoxious and crude comments. Very similar to the online trolling(as it's particularly used online and through other forms of social media), Garbage Expression is expressing completely ignorant/vile thoughts or ideas through any form of expression whether that be in real life or online, using phrases and thoughts that make people cringe or feel uncomfortable. Garbage Expression seems to be a now very prominent form of humor, as we are starting to see it in the media. A perfect example of Garbage Expression would be the humor portrayed through The Eric Andre Show.
Jonny is so into anti-comedy so much that he now uses garbage expression as a form of personal entertainment.
This is when someone is talking about some aspect of themselves, but the content of what they say is actually an expression of the aspect of themselves they are talking about.
Oden: Sometimes I think I'm paranoid, but then I realize that's ridiculous because that thought is probably just coming from the chip the government implanted in my ear when Loki knocked me unconscious at the bar yesterday.
Freya: Well if that isn't some recursive character expression!
The Catalina Express Is a large yacht that stores around a hundred seats and it sells to the Catalina Island dock inside you can purchase commissary on your trip if you do not like sitting inside there's chairs outside of the lower deck as well as the top dick it's just a hour ride injoy lovercove
Let's all take a trip to the island of Catalina well were gunna have to use the catalina Express
A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.