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The romantic, dazzling, /hawt/, perfect 100+ year old vampire who falls in love with Bella swan in Stephenie Meyer's series, Twilight.
Edward Cullen? What can I say but -swoon-?
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a Stupid, ugly, slut that is flat chested with a nice ass and is hated by all people she cant even keep her best friends for more than a week.
a ugly whore is Hagan Edwrards, Hagan Edwards is a stupid slut, Hagan Edwards is a flat chested rotten peice of pussy.
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the act of defacating upon a family member whilst riding upon an animal e.g a horse
i was horse-riding with my sister when she charles-edwarded me so bad that i had shit stains right down my face.
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When a shit touches the water before it drops.
I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!
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Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....
Wow she cummed 3 times while I Edward Scissorhands her ass!!
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Commonly found ruining your party, Georgie was born for one reason, and for one reason only:
- To get beaten up. badly.
Her most common habits are calling innocent party go-ers 'slags' and saying their names incorrectly. Then when confronted denying what they said, whilst shitting themselves.
Mate, you just got called a slag by Georgie Edwards
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER
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The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.
"I love cookies and cream ice cream"
"Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*
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