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Fap Shorts

Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.

"Mom, have you seen my fap shorts?"

by FapMan815 April 2, 2009

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Fap Day

The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.

Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!

by Petsu December 31, 2011

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FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null April 30, 2012

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happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 8, 2014

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curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal May 24, 2012

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Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters

she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap

by Boostedbb February 4, 2015

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fap gap

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.

After Bob was done using the computer, I noticed a large fap gap in the browser history.

by ottermode August 24, 2014

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