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A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.
Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!
Large amount of items, typically used in a bad context
Elon Musk makes a garbage amount of money.
The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.
Try it next Thanksgiving
*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"
Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
Hym "I was right. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan... Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can..."
Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.