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fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

254πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

by jakesgixxer April 8, 2011

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story

tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021


you got knocked the fuck up

when a girl gets pregant by a guy who doesnt give a fuck

dayum R you got knocked the fuck up

by k-k-k February 27, 2006

30πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


giant dose of shut the fuck up

What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much.

Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D:

by KaiitiiX January 14, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash July 11, 2008

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž