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the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked
A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.
Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.
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A kid in Australia threw a party when his parents weren't home and caused a whole buch of damage to the neighborhood and when interviewed on tv, he was wearing oversized glasses. He would not take them off. They were his famous glasses.
"I'm not takin 'em off, they're my famous glasses."
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Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.
Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL
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device used to locate and view a microscopic penis.
i had to use a bagnifying glass to see Alex's penis.
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an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)
ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass
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Motherfuken piece o' technologie man, you know what I be chattin bout? Ya put dese motherfuckers on ya head, then ya can lyk fuken look atit and tell it to do ting. Mosta tha bumbaclot dat wear dese ar reet Glassholes seen?
Agh, J, look at dat reet rasta over there wearing dat fancy ass technolochicken, wha be dat G?
J: hahaha, you know how high I am seen? Agh, dat be da Google Glass innit fam?
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