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Nerd Glasses

Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.

Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL

by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018


famous glasses

A kid in Australia threw a party when his parents weren't home and caused a whole buch of damage to the neighborhood and when interviewed on tv, he was wearing oversized glasses. He would not take them off. They were his famous glasses.

"I'm not takin 'em off, they're my famous glasses."

by Zach Hartwell April 03, 2008


bagnifying glass

device used to locate and view a microscopic penis.

i had to use a bagnifying glass to see Alex's penis.

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008


touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)

ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass

by areu September 15, 2021


glassed

extremely high (usually on meth). Refers to the glass pipes/light bulbs used to smoke such drugs

Dude I'm so glassed I can't even see straight.

by rmk517 March 03, 2015


Google Glass

Motherfuken piece o' technologie man, you know what I be chattin bout? Ya put dese motherfuckers on ya head, then ya can lyk fuken look atit and tell it to do ting. Mosta tha bumbaclot dat wear dese ar reet Glassholes seen?

Agh, J, look at dat reet rasta over there wearing dat fancy ass technolochicken, wha be dat G?

J: hahaha, you know how high I am seen? Agh, dat be da Google Glass innit fam?

by sammyyboy34 January 11, 2014


emo glasses

black, thick glasses

she looks like a freak with those emo glasses on

by gena April 21, 2003