hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

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Hump by a Rhino

The thrusting of someones knee into another persons anus.

Dude! Did you see me give that mail room clerk a Hump by a Rhino? I think I broke the mans butt!

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camel's hump

A girl that outweighs John Candy.

I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.

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Bunny Hump

humping super fast while having anal sex.

"He humped me so hard and fast using the bunny hump my anus tore open!

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Hump Day

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.

Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.

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Horgan Hump

A vigorous pelvic thrust administerd by a male to a young lady during a tender embrace.

"Dude, there was like a dent in jamie's couch last night after all that horgan humping"

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hump and run

A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.

Daryl: I was so wasted last night.

Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?

Daryl: You saw her.....?

Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!

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