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How the hell don,t you know what a fridge is.
Person 1:Hey whats a fridge
Person 2:How the hell don't you know its what you've been staring at for 3 hours
Person 1:Well your'e the guy who sits on the couch all day
Person 2: What does that have to do with fridges
Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍
the name you call the fatty obese girl in your form. the one that thinks she’s the most gorgeous girl in the world when in fact she looks like a deformed cheeseburger. her pick-me attitude and obvious love for food makes this word so fitting and just rolls off the tongue anytime her ginormous self appears in the doorway.
*fridge walks into form*
*i turn to m*
me: errr look - its fridge
m: ffs i was hoping she wasn’t in today
Another word for freak, frick, fudge or fuck
guy 1: aww fridge!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: i left the drinks at home!!
The friend of a girl that you’re trying to rizz up who’s usually trying to keep her from talking to you. She’s usually on the larger and less attractive side.
Guy: Hey, you’re really pretty can I get your nu-
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn
An expression used when you are mad or confused.
Fridges! I didn't do the laundry yesterday!
a magical place that all your lovers stay in while you sit your lazy ass on your couch eating ice cream, imagining you had a boyfriend.
usually is used when you are bored and have no life.
you eat what is inside then you poop it out.
fridge buy a fridge food