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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
Ill Tempered man, devirginizing is his occupation.
Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.
The term used when you are completely shit-faced and mix malibu rum with some delicious orange juice.
Did you try the Sir gregory at that party? It was f*ckin intense
just the loveliest of toe suckers, only likes two things in life, crossbows on cod and beautiful feet. you're my dad boogie woogie woogie love you step dad!
i bet you that guy loves feet like sir shabba ranks
A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet
Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot