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jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

by Lilliaa June 29, 2006


Saint Jessica

Known to be an incredibly able Leader, with incredible skill in the art of Debating. Known to be ruthless in leadership of large organisations, and to punish those that annoy her to questionable standards. Is easily the best insulter in these lands and is a self apointed Saint after the successful campaigns she's run. If you know her, don't dare annoy her, or you won't wake up tommorrow. Seen commonly on the popular game called RuneScape.

The next best thing from the British Monarchy, it's our very own; Saint Jessica! The ultimate mixture of Satan and God.

by Lord Richard Spillman March 27, 2008


Jessica Rader

The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.

She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.

Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever

Person 1: “Wow Jessica Rader is the hottest teacher at this school”

Person 2: “I know right!”

by SadButDas August 30, 2022


jessica barth

A girl that is different from everyone but a good different. Jessica Barth doesn't follow people like everyone else......she is her self. You'll love her and think she's 3 cute. People will hate her just because they are jealous of her. Jessica is the most amazing girl alive.

Jessica Barth

by Kevin 9hillip2 October 10, 2013


jessica._.clawthorne

one of the funniest people in the amphiba, the owl house, etc fandoms!!
amazing content

one of my favorite mutuals is @jessica._.clawthorne

by oh..wow.sports July 09, 2021


THE JESSICA EFFECT

The Jessica effect (aka the jessica curse) in 21st century times has been defined as, (Someone, Jessica) spontaneously twerking into someone’s life. Leaving said person, with not a single thought other than… “I NEED THERAPY!”

OH GOD NOOOOO.. THE JESSICA EFFECT!!! *dials hotline*

by SaltySeaBass September 13, 2023


Keli-Jessica

If you know a Keli-Jessica she is a sweet girl you want to cherish and keep in your life forever. Her nickname normally tends to be ‘Keli’ or ‘KJ’.Her kind personality makes a her a pleasure to be around. She is a beautiful girl often found with gorgeous brown eyes. She has a pretty figure. She’s an intelligent girl who’s ideas are bright. She is incredible at all academic subjects. Deep down she is a crack head always willing to have a good laugh she can be bossy. She is a friendly girl all the boys wanna have a chat with. She is also can be cheeky and loves to hang out with her friends. They tend to be a confident person and they love to perform. She is loyal and she would never break your heart. She is something that no other girl is !!! Cherish your Keli-Jessica’s.

“You see Keli-Jessica there she’s amazing
I know right

by I am that bichh December 16, 2019