loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

Poopy loaf

A shit

I have to take a poopy loaf.

Soph a loaf

An absolute Melon. A bit gay tbh. For some reason paints her nails black but nothin wrong as a whole. Solid 2/10

She’s a soph a loaf

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."

Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf

"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"