A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
Getting dicked down all the way to the base of the shaft
He gave her the full loaf
The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money
Caca loaf is a piece of shit
an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"
When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.
He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.
A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.
Also served at Starbucks
A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."
when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.