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A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.
That Milf of Magnesia stuck her thumb in my ass!
adjective,
1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
Boy: Wow dude your mom is banging. I'd eat that thing like a milf pancake!
A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
an older woman who is a milf. not to be confused with milf or cougaress.
guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"
guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"
guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."