major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.

Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.

G Major 5

A Effect with the cyan-ish negative colors and with the pitches 0 and +5.

G Major 5 looks similar to G Major 2.

Major Powell

To seize a creative opportunity through raw energy and impulsive action.

I pulled a Major Powell and asked the woman if I could buy the jacket off her back. She was delighted to sell it to me and I resold it at a 200% profit on Craigslist.

G Major 3

A Effect from hell

G Major 3 is Addicted to Creepypasta.

Thats Major

When you finally get up off your ass, quit your illegal thug ways, get a job like everyone else in this world, and decide to continue living a normal working class life.

You wanna help me get from A to B for a few dollars and alotta risk? Hell no!! I'm going to my normal 9-5. You must not have did 10 months in Lil Vegas-Thats Major!

Major bronco

Major Bronco is when a music producer is really good at making music, there is a music producer that is called that but with the works written together.

Woah, that producer is really a major bronco