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When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.
"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"
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When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit
What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap
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Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.
Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.
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The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".
Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap
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To take a nap
Byron: "What are you gonna do later?"
Cory: "Probably get stoned and then wing a nap."
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n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".
"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity
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The euphoric state between waking and sleeping that's lost if you don't get back to bed quickly enough.
Walking between couch and bed: "Don't talk to me, you'll kill my nap buzz"
Or
Thinking: "If this piss takes any longer, I'll lose my nap buzz"
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