v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.
Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.
A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.
*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*
a common excuse for being late somewhere
Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!
To be cool, to be dope, to be nice.
You are fly key.
I love your sneakers, they are fly key.
You guys look fly key together.
This party is fly key.
The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.
"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."
That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
A man whose key is used to open many locks.
Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key