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when you wipe your nose quickly with your hand or sleeve.
this gives the impression that you're giving a sort of lower-than-usual salute by moving your hand from right to left.
My brother has a really bad cold, so every two minutes he gives me a hardcore nose salute.
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When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging
Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...
When you tie your nose hairs to a man or womans pubic hair make them cum then without cutting the hair you pull away from each other
Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.
Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.
Man has a nose first down their
1) The act of whistling out of your nose
2) That annoying thing your classmates do and it's too stupid to tell them to stop doing it
EVERYONE IN MY CLASS IS NOSE WHISTLING AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!