Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.
Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk
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To be intoxicated to the point of using no real words, but just grunts and pointing to tell somebody something. Also involves being intoxicated to the point of not having your eyes completely open.
Tendencies include walking up to a conversation not involved in, listening for a few minutes without input, then walking away.
Dude, Adam was totally zombie drunk last night.
No shit man. He walked up to me and Jason and stood there, listening for to our conversation for like five minutes with his eyes closed. Then he just walked away!
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The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma
Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.
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a group of people with great power
woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.
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n.
The results of any occaision where five or more people end up passed out in one room from excessive alcohol abuse.
See also Drunk Bomb.
It looks like a Drunk Grenade went off in here.
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Verb
Drunk Dancing is when a person is so much under the influence of alcohol that he/she thinks they might be a good dancer. This type of drunk is seen at parties and mostly avoided since it is particulary embarrassing to seen dancing with him/her. Drunk Dancing is usually bad dancing. The Drunk Dancer usually tries to do popular dances The Worm, Macarena, Cabbage Patch, etc. and in the end embarrasses his/herself.
Jackie: Ow my aching head! What happened last night?
Randy: Last night at the club you had too much Shirley Temples and started Drunk Dancing.
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To go home drunk and continuing to drink after you should have passed out.
Shit...I am so hung-over today! I fucking went home last night and drunk drank until like 4 A.M. I shoulda' just passed out.
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