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A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.
Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.
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Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.
Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!
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Do your mom tonight because it feels nice.
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Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”
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Where I was last night.
in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed
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A come back 9 year olds use in a call of duty match
person 1 hey guess what
person 2 what
person 1 im doin your mom
person 2 no( does person 1s mom)