Hartville, Ohio

A shitty town in Ohio, where religion is shoved down your throats, people act like bad shit never happens and the schools force politics and non educational beliefs onto their students. Practically a wealthier, and more shadowed version of Greensburg.

Me: Hey, did you see the 4 heroin overdoses in the past week?

Friend: What?! No, of course not. What’s heroin? I’ve never heard of it. Hartville, Ohio is a good place, what even are drugs? *goes and smoke a doob in the bathroom*

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urbana ohio

Hillbilly, hick, possibly inbred

That guy is Urbana Ohio all the way

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Athens, Ohio

Crackhead "city" in Southern Ohio.
Shitty weather, tornados, malnutritioned crackheads, drugs, shitty poverty stricken areas, we've got it all!
Come down to here and get flung to a random cornfield in Ohio by a tornado so you can get the fuck out of here and be in a better place than this shithole!

"God damnit, I need crack!"
"Bro, if you need some crack, head to Athens, Ohio! The crackheads will help you!"
"Wow, thanks bro!"

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Lakewood, Ohio

Lakewood, about seven miles west of Cleveland (a city that may appear beautiful but is really ghetto and ugly and cold in winter and hot as fuck in summer), is a rather large, and very shitty, city. It is located on Lake Erie but has no beaches availabe to the public. There is nothing to do, and there are many areas in Lakewood where you would not feel comfortable walking at any time. Perverted men scream at you from their car window and you may be forced to hide on adjacent street corners from said men. The schools are very overrated. It may be the worst place in America to raise your kids (even though some delusional person said it was the best).

Person 1: Wow, Lakewood, Ohio is really shitty!

Person 2: HAHA IKR

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Ohio Steamtie

A cross between the Cincinnati Bowtie and the Cleveland Steamer. One rocks back and forth while spinning on the axis created by their asshole and the object of the poop's sternum.

Patrick: I gave Monica such a good Ohio Steamtie, she was picking out poop from her cleav for weeks.
Tyler: Nice!

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Springfield Ohio

City filled with wannabe thugs and fake gangs. Call themselves Baby Chicago, Murder field, and the Gary Indiana of Ohio. But they not. They just talk too much and have no fits. Lames

Aye man Springfield Ohio aint shit. They aint never on shit

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byesville ohio

A hole in the ground full of fucktards assholes an unloyal ppl...no jobs an more drugs thin u can shack a stick at..avoid at all coast..

Byesville Ohio
(Fucktard) when u know how to do it right but deside to act stupid an fuck shit up..

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