T-series

a bunch of bitch lasagnas

t-series is estupid ugly bitch lasagna

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Moe T

A ghetto nickname for a pet

Let MOE T out to pee and poo.

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\[t]/

When you want to Praise The Sun on your texts

Hey billy Praise the sun \T/

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Ice-T

verb: When one tells another to eat a dick.

The rapper/actor Ice-T once told Soulja Boy to eat a dick.

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The Big T

aka Tiffany & Co

A place where men go to hand over their paychecks in hopes of getting to have sex with their girlfriend/wife. In reality, all that happens is the girlfriend/wife gets a blue box and the man gets blue balls.

Dom: Hey man, I went to The Big T last week to get the wife a bracelet!

Vin: How can you just cut off your scrotum like that?!

Dom: I took my wife and her mother to The Big T the other day, they were so happy!

Translation: I cut my nuts off!

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copper-T

A widely used brand of IntraUterine Device (IUD) used to prevent pregnancy. It is a small 'T' shaped device placed inside the uterus. The copper in the arms of the device prevent sperm from making their way in the fallopian tubes.
An IUD may be over 99% effective for up to twelve years. IUD's are not without disadvantages, however. A small percentage of women are allergic to copper or reject the IUD immediately, experiencing minor inflammation, cramping, pain, and bleeding, and the IUD may increase the severity of menstrual discomfort. IUD's do nothing to protect against sexually transmitted diseases, and must be inserted and removed by a medical professional. Also, some men can feel the removal strings during intercourse, causing discomfort. The initial cost of an IUD is high, but after 2 years, is less than the same woman would have spent on other forms of birth control.

My wife had a Copper-T IUD inserted 4 years ago, and she has not become pregnant.

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low t

A serious medical condition that results in a man acting like a huge pussy. Low t symptoms include choosing to watch a movie with your girlfriend instead of drinking with your friends, ordering salads and specialty coffees, and generally paying too much attention to your physical appearance.

I realized Mike had low t the day he told me he couldn't come over to watch football because he had to go to cooking class.

You traded in your Durango for a Prius? The t doesn't get any lower than that buddy.

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