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A Hawaiian-style pizza with Jalapenos.
Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
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when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, damn! looks like a pearl earring
thats my own creation. my wife hates me.
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when fucking a girl in the vag. right before she orgasms you punch her in the clit.
anal discharge might occur do to the vibrations of the punch and thus the pearl shocker.
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A Pearl Tongue is what a lady has after accepting semen in her mouth.
Man, this girl is so fine, after she blew me, I let her give me the pearl tongue.
or
I be in love like a motherfucker and lickin' the pearl tongue.
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To have been the victim of a sneak attack.
Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.
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found a little further south of its relative, the pearl necklace
during the last act of an impromptu boot knocker ,
she gasped ' IM NOT ON THE PILL !'...
thats when i knew there was only one move left...two words baby, pearl cummabund
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The act of female masterbation by clitoral stimulation
my girlfriend told me to come over.. when I got there she had been Pearl Milling and had an explosive orgasm right before me.
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