the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon
jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...
pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters
pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.
Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp
and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone
A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*
A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*