a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie
Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!
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A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.
"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
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A Bro friend, a bro you hold close to heart. A true brother.
Look Broseph, you are my bronana pudding. Don't ever forget it!
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A special beer which is drunk in between the normal beer of choice as a treat or nice change from the cheap session beer. When the person does not have much money but uses the pudding beer as something to look forward to.
E.g. Drinking a few pints of stella followed by a banana bread beer.
Phil: Nice pint Jack, is that your pudding beer?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way through some stella to earn myself this baby.
Phil: Well done mate u bit tipsy then?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way to numb weller and kill babies
Phil: Oh dear Jack.
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someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.
Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag
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A coloured person that has't showered
Oh girl you need a shower you is "black pudding" girllllll
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The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.
The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.
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