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Best fucking black metal song ever. But only Graveworm's version, though.
I listened to Loosing my Religion over a dozen times last night.
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Da ultimate total-bu**s**t excuse for not doing something dat any reasonable/responsible person should do, merely for da purpose of selfishly shirking a basic duty to your fellow humans because you're too lazy/cowardly/self-centered to do so.
"It's against my religion" is the total "anti-Christ" (i.e., the exact opposite religion-based statement) in every way to the equally-disgraceful, "It's God's will" coercing-statement --- while this latter phrase attempts to insensitively pressure someone else to perform/allow an action that he strongly dislikes/disapproves of, the former statement is said in an equally-thoughtless attempt to "acceptably" get out of performing an action which the speaker himself does **not** want to do.
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Must i really point out the obvious?!
you're losing faith in whatever bullshit u believe in.
Oh fuck, i just got hit by a truck. Thanks god - im now losing my religion
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The true religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in urban dictionary)
True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty pickle is truly legit
Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
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What many people would do for someone who they want to bone really badly.
Specifically: Dane Cook, Vin Diesel, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god it's Vin Diesel!
Girl 2: I would lose my religion for that man
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something a fag named pitz_ on irc.efnet.net made up for attention.
he hangs out in #electronics on efnet, so go harass him and call him a fag, cause he is one:
www.suckyreligion.org
that is pitz_ on efnet in #electronics
<pitz_> im a fag 'q and i like 'c in my 'a
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A meme on the internet used to ridicule Asian people
A phrase to promote other religions.
Asian guy: I converted to Buddhism
White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*
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