Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

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Braelynn Simone Fisher

A beautiful unique intelligant human being who loves smores and is the smartest and prettiest person in the world. No one can compare to a Braelynn Simone Fisher

Look there is a Braelynn Simone Fisher, she looks beautiful

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Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

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Mr. Simon Lo

Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'

Mr. Simon Lo daily:

wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps

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Ur mom is simon

Im testing this

I like Ur mom is simon

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Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

Simon Says - B & C

The First Australian Style Fast Food Restaurant in the world with a different dynamic of food cruisine. after 233 years later Australia has its own style of food.
Australia is not a country that build by one race. many races contributed and australia born. over the years all we have seen is "following of another countries food trend or style"
but simon says has combined over 70 countires ingridients and australian bush herbs and intrduced a new dynamic of food style, which is now know as "australian style fast food"
Simon says - B & C also introduced the most expensive burger in the world. Now Australia holds that title.

who is the Forefather of the Australian style firts food. Answer is - Simon says - B & C