a stupid mfer who joined the myth fam at a random ass point and made a stupid ass group called “wpz” (wendys playzone) or whatever she so unbelievably ridiculously trashy simultaneously grandrously interest super zest fest do your best get some rest compressed not blessed do your best extreminated pest birds nest asshole
Whole ass myth fam: fuck u Sally
formed a stupid group called “the wpz”
Sally: hi im back from my “summer break”
Everyone else: *curses her out* fuck u Sally
one of the best people you'll ever meet. super cool, crazy, and in general a nice person. sally will always be there for you and if you're feeling down they'll make the best jokes ever. you'll never find someone else like them.
"I finally have a sally in my life!"
"good for you, man!"
The best mother in the world but when you get into your teenage years you think she might be annoying but she is just trying to be in your life and that's not a bad thing. She is very understanding and you can tell her anything. She is a crazy mother (as in always wanting to do something fun, like going out and having a fun time with the family) and encourages everyone else to come too. She is the best mother ever and you should be grateful you have a mother like a sally.
"I'm feeling very insecure about my body, i might go talk to Sally she always makes me feel way better about myself."
A contagious and dangerous virus that make others horny.
You have the Sally. Get away from me, I do not want to be horny you thot!
The person you should listen to the next time you get an idea to take over someone else’s holiday. She’s the only person who makes any sense in this insane asylum.
“Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get an idea to take over someone else’s holiday, I’d listen to Sally! She’s the only person who makes any sense in this insane asylum!”
Everyone named Sally is blue.
Sally from cars.
Sally from nightmare before Christmas.
Sally from monsters inc.
Sallyface.
Sally from Percy Jackson.
"Sally from my school has blue hair"