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A Semi-Fuck is something you use to recover from saying Fuck. This can be used in various ways.
"Bro she curved me"
"Fuck man... that sucks.."
"But i got together with her sister bro"
"Semi-Fuck bro thats fucked"
A Semi-Fuck is something you use to express a situation in which you have semi fucked up
"I'm hurt cause of you"
"Fuck man"
"But shit is also kinda cool ngl"
"Semi-Fuck bro"
Homophobic but to one person at a time.
Dude 1: Man I'm so semi homophobic
Dude 2: Bro I'm gay...
Dude 1: Don't worry, I'm just scared of Dude 3 right now.
Dude 3: bro wtf
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When you have a boner but it doesn’t go up it just gets longer.
Jenny made me have a semi bricked dick
Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.
Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!
For Females it's from like 25-30. After that you become a cougar. For guys it's 30-40. After that you become the old guy.
My girlfriend is turning 28 and worried that she's getting old and not gonna be young enough to score a guy. I tell her to relax, you are still semi young and can score a semi-young guy til your 30!