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Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”
person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”
person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“
someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.
"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"
When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.
Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual
When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.
“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”
“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”
Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.
Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}
"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"
Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"
The sexual attraction to those with the last name Bennett.
David is Bennett-Sexual.
When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.