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1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"
*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.
1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."
2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."
3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."
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Also a term for an individual, particualrly a man, of short stature. Insult
Sam: "Yo whats up short stack?"
Gary Coleman: "What u talkin about"
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quarter of the population, fucked for life because of a genetic sequence
(on OKCupid)
Profile: MD, senator, bodybuilder
College-dropout woman: EW! He's 5-6... just another short guy with a little dick!
and
(in the future)
Doctor: We've looked at a genetic sequence on the 4th Y chromosome, the newborn boy will only be 5-9 as an adult - a short guy
Mother: OH GOD KILL IT!!!
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shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out
A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'
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Every time you see a short person you say, “You’ll be tall one day”
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Creators fight evil clone 😮😱🙀🤯🙀😱😮😱🙀😱
Shorts wars find it at your local store
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Short Stack is a pop punk Australian band, formed in Budgewoi, New South Wales, in 2005. It consists of three members; Shaun Diviney (lead vocals, guitar), Andy Clemmensen (backing vocals, bass) and Bradie Webb (drums, keys). The band formed at school when they were younger. Short Stack now have a new album called 'Stack is the new Black' and have many hit singles including 'Princess' and 'Sway Sway Baby'.
They have 'Short Stack TV' which runs on YouTube and spend a lot of their time talking to their friends on MySpace, and touring around Australia. When asked when they would tour New Zealand, they said that 'we got the name wrong and are going to Old Zealand' (or something like that).
Their audience ranges from 11-17 girls, and people from outside that age-group flame their band (just see some of the other definitions of the band).
Their band is around, love them or hate them, their here to stay.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Short Stack last night?
Girl 2: Yes! It was the best ever, I bought all of the shirts there.
Girl 3: Which one is your fav though?
Girl 2: I think the 'Sway Sway Bradie' one.
Girl 4: Of course it is, you haven't taken it off for 4 days.
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