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Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation
"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation
"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
9👍 3👎
When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.
"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"
"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."
9👍 3👎
Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.
Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.
9👍 3👎
a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.
that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!
9👍 3👎
Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.
"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."
6👍 1👎
The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.
Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
7👍 1👎
A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.
Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!
5👍 1👎