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When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.
Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
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a missing person found chopped up in a barrel, found washed up in a parks sewer.
"dont make me put you in a barrel"
"hide you in a barrel"
"get in the barrel"
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Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.
$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.
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When a girl is being double penetrated and the men orgasm simultaneously
"Me and Chad were tag-teaming this girl last and we totally gave her a Double Barrel Thot Gun
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Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.
If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.
Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.
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See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.
Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.
Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.
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