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When you get high off of your own ass hole fumes.
Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.
God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.
An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman
David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.
Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️
Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around
A very popular singer-songwriter from NJ his music is very good but is well known for his outspoken left-leaning politics which is ironic because his audience mostly consists of white conservative middle-aged dads from his home state NJ
I love Bruce Springsteen so much but he wont shut the fuck up about his politics
My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
Bruce Springsteen is a daddy
An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.
He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.
Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.
“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”