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Captain Marvel is a comic book superhero, originally published by Fawcett Comics and now owned by DC Comics. Created in 1939 by artist C.C. Beck and writer Bill Parker, the character first appeared in Whiz Comics #2 (Feb, 1940).
A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:
“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019
“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019
“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.
“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.
“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.
“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott
If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.
Sam: Did you see Captain Marvel, the movie?
Alex: I was going to because I’m in love with all of the Marvel Comic Universe’s movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You didn’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel Finale anyway.
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When a girl is having vaginal sex, as well as anal sex while sucking a dick, and is jerking two guys off, during this fiasco the guys totaling five put their hands to gether and yell "Gooo... PLanet!!!"
We Captain Planeted her.
Yo we CP'ed that ho, and we cleared the world of pollution.
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Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.
Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!
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When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.
Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"
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A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?
We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.
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A TV "hero" who was summoned by a group of "planeteers" to defeat "eco-villans". The summon starts with "Fire" and continues with the rest of the planeteers with "Earth", "Wind", "Water", and "Heart". This, in turn, summons Captain Planet to save the day in this fictional TV show.
Also, it's a general internet fad for GameFAQs message boards, wherein each user starts the fad with "Fire", and the rest of the people are expected to follow through with the summon until the original "Fire" poster or sometimes another poster finishes the summon. These summons, when pulled off correctly are usually found funny, and make any topic off-topic and marked for deletion. Anyone who breaks said fad, is dispised.
Poster1: Fire!
Poster2: Earth!
Poster3: Wind!
Poster4: Water!
Poster5: Heart!
PosterX: With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
<off-topic-ness ensues>
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Hysterical laughter when high.
Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.
The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)
Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
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