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A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?
I saw Joanna dragging her mexican suitcase onto the city bus after she shopped at the garage sales across town.
Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.
O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!
The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.
Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"
When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.
Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.
a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders
most illegal immigrants are red mexicans