Jungle Dare

On the hierarchy of dares, a jungle dare out-trumps them all. Where the dared may not be able to back down from a triple dog dare, to back down from a jungle dare could prove fatal - the jungle is where the dog dares go to die.

Darer: Hey Philip, I dare you to drink my diarrhea juice.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I double dog dare you to lick that cat's anus.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I triple dog dare you to nibble on that squirrel's scrote.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I jungle dare you to make out with that pre-op tranny.
Philip: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. (He then proceeds to make out with the pre-op tranny.)

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jungle juice

the semen of a black man especially when in a white woman

"yeah baby, show me my jungle juice seepin' out of ya!"

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The Jungle

Any sexy amazing animal print on your body.

"Do you have the jungle"

"Hell yes I do.....Im wearing cheetah print undies!"

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jungle bunnies

a name for the homeless who live in the woods next to the cowichan river in duncan, BC.

Vancouver Island is becoming such a zoo, with all the jungle bunnies and river chimps.

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jungle fever

Jungle Fever is when a Caucasian female is attracted to a black man, for their cool down to earth attitudes, big cocks, full lips and dancing abilities.

Jessica has major jungle fever, all she dates are black men.

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Jungle Jim

Alternate name for black people.

That Jungle Jim just stole my car!!!

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rumble in the jungle

A sexual practice between a man and a black woman, in which the woman lies on her back, head off the edge of the bed or couch, and performs oral sex on the man as he strattles her face. While deep-throating the man's penis, the woman inhales deeply through her nose, creating a vacuum which sucks the man's testicles onto her nostrils. Meanwhile, the man has taken the time to grow out his testicular hair as long as possible, thus creating the opportunity for the black woman to have an uncomfortable itching sensation in her nose. As he thrusts deeper, closer to climax, the itching becomes worse. Once the the moment of climax is imminent, the itching becomes unbearable, and the woman sneezes, releasing the testes from her nostrils. This causes a Katrina-like effect, amplifying the man's orgasm 10-fold, thus rumble in the JUNGLE.

Halle Berry's young model husband knew he had to propose after he got the "rumble in the jungle" one night.

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