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the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth
man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo
I took that broad home and jammed my meat silo up her snatch
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A derogatory term used to describe a woman's vagina with extremely prominent labia majora, such that it resembles the small pieces of meat commonly used as bait for catching yabbies.
Man, that chick I nailed last night had some serious yabby meat goin on. Her flange had flaps so meaty they belonged in an abattoir.
I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.
Another way of referring to the ass.
Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.
A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.
He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."
See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!
That sucks!
It still felt pretty good though