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Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018


cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)

wow look at her cankle meat!!!

by Nova-rooms May 19, 2020


metro meat

Eye candy on the metro or subway.

Guy 1: Dude there were so many hotties on the subway today.
Guy 2: Yeah, you like that metro meat don't you.

by MetroRider September 26, 2007


tweak meat

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth

man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo

by buffalo lonestar May 15, 2011


field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.

"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"

by DebbiT October 12, 2006


Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Ball Monocle

Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010


meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 3, 2009