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you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”
When you're thinking about too many things at once and everything piles up until you can't think of anything anymore.
Joanie had to babysit her Aunties newborn after she finished coaching the girls basketball team. All of this was going on while she was trying to study for a diploma exam and college applications. by the way her boyfriend dumped her that morning, it was valentines day. Joanie thinks about this all night, Joanie creates a mind web.
Joanie then failed her diploma and became a hooker in need of extra cash seeing she couldn't make it into college.
Basically the urban dictionary.
The deep web is basically the urban dictionary.
A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.
"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."
The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.
Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
A movie that shouldn't be released but got released anyway.
"should we see this?"
"no way its a madame web"
Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"