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Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.
"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"
To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.
"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"
The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...
The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.
When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.
I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.
When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.
Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!
Its a drug you take vaginally. It involves your vagina. And Joe's thumb.
The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.