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The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense
Dude justin you sound like a toaster
An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.
1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.
Baby *crying*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
"toaster" may refer to:
-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen
"Yo, I just got a new toaster!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"
Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc
Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”
the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.
person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.