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A person who likes to bash turds.
Is linked to shit stabber.
"Ants, leave me alone and stop being a turd basher!"
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A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"
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Someone who is two faced, inelegant, back stabbing, trash talking, underhanded, and simple minded. Don't cross Aviva Drescher or her father George Teichner, if so you may be called this not so endearing name.
Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan of the Real Housewives of New York are Trailer Turds according to Aviva Drescher's father George Teichner.
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1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.
That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.
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A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.
I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.
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in the same way that you would do overtime and claim time and a half, you have shit at work and claim time and a turd
boss "where have you been"
employee "just claimed time and a turd"
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An individual fiercely loyal to Apple products no matter how well they work or how much better any other product may be. They will go to any length to purchase the newest Apple product no matter what it's called. Put an "i" in front of anything and an i-Turd has to have it. About once a year they can be seen camping out in front of the Apple store, sipping Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks coffee, 24 hours before the release of the newest iteration of the i-Phone, i-Pod and/or i-Pad to purchase it.
Jeff: "Dude, why do you have that PC and that Droid? You have to get a Mac and an i-Phone. They're so much better!"
Brian: "I like these better."
Jeff: "I only buy apple products. They NEVER fail! I would buy a turd if Apple sold them!"
Brian: "You are an i-Turd!"
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