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When you drop your Ipod in the toilet
I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd.
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People that forget to delete their pictures from the iPhone at the apple store. Usually resulting in other people making fun of them.
Me - "Hey jack take a look at this iTurd"
Jack - "Thats a hot looking iTurd"
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Someone who takes forever on the toilet because they are playing on their iPhone, resulting in a scarring iRing around their bootie and irate roommates.
Eric: Randall's been on the can for an hour playing Candy Crush and I gotta go!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!
A transparent box that blinds you at night like a deer in the headlights.
1: iTurd.
2: You certainly do!
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Another word for iPod, but this way, Zen owners can be happy and shoot iPod owners then hold hands and jump into the grand canyon wearing jump cams in their hats to capture the fall on live Suicide TV, but iWon't jump cause iHave a Zen V Plus, SO I'M FUCKIN SPESHUL, OK!?
iTurd are peice of shit excuses to get away from your fucked up family fights in your mobile trailer home with stolen cable TV to watch the Suicide Channel so you can watch all the cool people jump into the grand canyon cuz ur retarded!
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