vaginal banjo

When a woman's vagina is loose enough that her vaginal lips can be stretched and strummed.

Man she was so loose, I was able to play the vaginal banjo.

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Grab Vagin

1) To casually reach under the covers while your wife is asleep and touch her vagina to see if there is any chance that you may get lucky before you get up.

2) To knowingly come from behind and surprise your wife by immediately touching her vagina when she least expects it when she is bent over in front of you (in the shower shaving her legs, putting on underwear, etc.)

3) To sneak a quick touch of your wife's vagina when in public every chance you get.

Grab Vagin (verb):

Hill: How in the world am I supposed to get anything done when you keep Grab Vaggin me
Eric: Well you have the funnest toy in the world, its so smooth...I want to touch it all day long
Hill: That's why I married you!

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Vaginal infection

It's when some dirty bitch can't keep her legs closed and she ends up getting STD, STI, HIV or blue waffle cuz she's a dumb twatttt

That Paris Connors girl has a fuckin vaginal infection cuz she lets any old dusty dog slide up in it

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Vaginal Explosion

A term used for what can sometimes be labeled as fiction. It is when a male's penis is too large for a vagina to contain. If the woman tries to orgasm the vagina will literally rip open and have a lot of random shit fly out. IE: semen,blood,water,urine,etc

Guy 1 :I rammed my dick sooooo hard into Morgan that her vag had a vaginal explosion.

Guy 2 :No way!

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tunica vaginallis

thick skin tissue on ball sack

hey chelsea becker your tunica vaginallis is really hairy

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vaginal colonic

an abortion

I got a vaginal colonic last week, and I lost almost 7 pounds!!

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vaginal discharge

when a woman decides she wants more launduray

"honey i want new g strings"

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