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can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020


Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is' means:
a) Practice What You Preach;
b) Back Your Intelligible Words And Intellectual Mind With Good Sound Judgement, Evidence and Proof;
c) You Yourself Would Not And Could Not Buy Your Way Through Life With The Rubbish That Spews From Your Mouth;
d) Go And Spend Yourself Acheiving Fruitless Pursuits, And Worthless Gain.

You can tell someone to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is as a rude derogatory gesture indicating that their speech is Nonsense or you can Invite and Inspire healthy competition for someone to proove and/or Instill their self-worth.

It stems from the idea that most people are Hypocrites.

Hypocrites are self-conceited people that have self-inflated views of themselves. They brag and boast about their Ideals but have 'No Idea on how to Achieve Results. They talk about things and say things that are contraditory to reality, and things that may contravene The Laws Of Humanity, Science, Maths And Religion - but that's just what I think. I have no proof where the idea stems from!!!

Here are 2 very different exmaples applied to 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is', but viewed from a wider aspect rather than the personal level.

Example 1: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Porche!
A Gesture To Invite/Inspire Healthy Competition.
Personal Observation: - Many Porche Car Owners have Money but no street racing skill to drive a Porche or race a Porche through the streets of London.

Example 2: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Peacemakers and Lawgivers.
A Gesture Of Rude Derogatory Gestures And Speech.

Politics: Rude Derogatory Gestures And Speech that makes No Sense usually comes from the politicians, statesmen, world leaders and union officials when it's election time.

Their 'party manifestos and Speeches Indicate a fair policy for all. That is what they do, that is their job - to blind the poor and working class with fancy words that mean nothing. They pretend to care about real issues whilst the rich and educated are involved in Nutricide , Genocide and plunder.

by Ann O. Rack November 5, 2012

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You Wanna Put What Where Girls

Just by looking at her you can tell she'd be boring in the bedroom. She's classy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only participarting in vanilla sex. She'd be horrified at the thought of giving a blow job. Asking her to partake in some anal action would have her shrieking "You Wanna Put What Where?".

Guy: "Look at that chick, shes fuckin hot!"

Other Guy: "Yeah but she'd be one of those You Wanna Put What Where Girls"

Guy: "Ahh tru dat"

by Princess Tamlyn April 4, 2010

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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster June 27, 2017

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Don't Shit Where You Eat

An ancient ecological principle which is to be taken literally. Applies especially to heavy industrial chemical pollution, which when allowed to be generated and dumped freely into a closed ecosystemThe Earth due to laissez-faire environmental regulation and corporate neglect, generally results in deleterious effects to all organisms and human health.

Most Infamous example of corporate maleficence was the Bhopal Chemical Disaster.

Effects including but not limited to: Infertility, unplanned gender disruption, cancer, death, mental disability.

We've got Intersex Bass! Google it! We're next!

What do we do about it?

Don't Shit Where You Eat!

by gearhead78 July 7, 2017

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Where did you go to high school?

A question asked when people from St. Louis Missouri first meet. the question determines many things from religion to socio-economic status.

Guy 1: Where are you from?
Guy 2: St. Louis
Guy 1: Really me too, Where did you go to high school?

by stlchick August 8, 2011

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wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool

facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?

by roccot7 June 24, 2010

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