Sex 3

Sex 3 is what someone would look up right after they found out urban dictionary has a definition for sex 2.

Person 1: Oh my god, they even have a definition for sex 2! This is so funny!
Person 2: Look up sex 3 next!
Person 1: It stops being funny after a while, Kyle.

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June 3

June 3rd is National Shrek Day! It’s time to unleash your inner ogre, and yell at people for being in your swamp! But be careful, because for every Shrek our there, there’ll also be a Fiona to accompany them!

Friend 1: Oh sorry, I can’t invite you over to my house on June 3
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: It’s National Shrek Day! No one’s allowed in my swamp!

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February 3

A god was born on this day.

February 3rd is when a god was born

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december 3

december 3 is where you bring an empty soda can to school and throw it in the hallways saying, “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET.”

december 3

“hey guess what day it is?”
“what is it?”
*yeets empty soda can across the hallway*

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May 3

the best day w/ the best people born

“oh you know ranesha?”
“isn’t she born on May 3?”
“if she is, gotta cuff”

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july 3

the day bad bitches were born;)

omg you were born july 3? BADDIEEE

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Mazdaspeed 3

1. Sports compact made by Mazda goes 0-60 in 5.5 seconds
2. Owns 350zs, Mustang GTs, and ricers all day every day. Not bad for a FWD car.
3. Accomplishes all of this while maintaining a sleeper look.

Ricer: Hey look at that guy's Mazdaspeed 3 those cars are soo gay.

MS3 Driver: Wanna race?

Ricer: I'll smoke your gay ass piece of shit with my civic!!

**ricer loses by 10 cars**

Ricer: I wasn't hooking right.

MS3 Driver: Whatever. Get a better car.

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