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ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka March 31, 2007


Kassiani Ant

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!

I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.

by VasilisTsitsanisBathroomMirror June 27, 2023


Ant D

Edgelord

Are you Ant D?

Oh you mean the Edgelord?
Yes

by DAnilo Chvarow March 4, 2024


Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants

Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024


The Ant-man

Doing anal sex, starting with a flacid penis, and slowly expanding and getting harder while doing it, potentially destroying the person's ass.

Gf: hey wanna fucc?
Bf: yeah can we do anal?
Gf: sure, bend over and I'll do the Ant-man to ya
Bf: uuuhmmm

by Kwibble May 3, 2019


The Ant-man

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.

Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.

by Big_Sex April 14, 2019