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My good old pal's definition of camoflauge.
"hey, we should all wear army pants and flip flops tomorrow"
"I don't have army pants"
"I know, me neither, but it's fun to joke about"
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the place where you and countless other broke-ass people go to get their cheap shit
where you got your clothes and stuff
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A free first person shooter game released by the U.S. Army. It is supposedly realistic, but is in almost every way unrealistic. It is just Counter Strike with Army models.
If it were realistic there would be no crosshairs. You would have to aim down the sight for good accuracy. BUT, it is all fire from the hip RAMBO bullshit.
IF it were realistic, there would be gore and blood. Blood would be all over they players body from his comrades being blown away by an RPG. But no blood, no gore. Really realistic.....
If it were realistic, firing a M249 SAW WHILE running at FULL AUTO would have ZERO accuracy. In America's Army however, you can kill someone down a fucking street.
America's Army, while a fun game to kill some time with, depicts the Army as being a fun shoot em up thing to make gullible kids join. Good Job Army..
Dude, Like Im soo gonna join the Army and fire the SAW from the hip and kill dem sand niggers like in the game..!
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it's like a youth club but you get to shoot guns and shit, and all the girls are hottt (ok im biased cos I am one :P)
army cadets rules
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a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.
aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander
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A place where low income broke scum go to to get clothes
where poor little childern go to get their clothes cause mommy the bad whore and daddy the loser cant get a good job.
he used underwear from salvation army
his family was so broke as a child he had to go to salvation army thats where daddy took his poor fat little son cause the daddy was broke
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The Brotherhood Legion of United Exiles, or B.L.U.E., is a freedom-fighting federation of human-controlled planets that has one purpose in mind: the toppling and utter destruction of the Empire and it's strong arm military, comprised of elements like the notorious R.E.D.D Army. and the Imperial Marines. Our goals are freedom of expression, democracy, and the end of oppression of human colonists at the hands of an Earth-based imperialist government. Our soldiers come from all walks of life: spacers, Earth expatriates, defected Imperial marines, mothers, fathers, sons and daughters alike.
For decades now, our rights to bear arms, religion, speech, assembly, happiness and many others have been encroached upon for the longest time. The tyrannical juggernaut that is the Empire has bled us until we have nothing left to bleed, taxed us until we have nothing left to give, even killed our loved ones. For those in the Brotherhood, the days of a government not ruled by the people are over. You can help us in our fight; you are valuable far beyond your knowledge to comprehend and the Brotherhood needs every able-bodied man and woman it can get no matter their ability.
there is a team called the B.L.U.E army at forerunner conflict.
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