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Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.
Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.
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An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.
"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"
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Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.
Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.
Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!
Id bacon stamp that.
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Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.
Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
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I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.
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The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.
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A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.
"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."
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