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a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.
Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"
You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"
"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.
Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏
Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?
Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜
Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!
(Works every time...)
When all of a bands members, (most likely of the death metal genre) picks one female to violently fuck all at once. She ends up dying at the end but oh well.
Dude my bandmates and I totally fucked the shit out of this one girl, all at the same time! It was a huge Band Bang!
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Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.
Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it
"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"
A term of endearment for viagra or any of the many drug erection helpers. From band-aid used to fix something/anything that appears to be broken.
Older gentleman says to his Sweetie. "Looks like I'm gonna need a bang-aid tonight!"
Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
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